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CEREAL ALTERNATIVES
We here at the Cooked Cereal Division
do not know why, but some wayward souls do not eat their
OATS
For these poor souls we offer these
OATS ALTERNATIVES
Does that look better than OATS? What about this:
So, We don't know for 100% sure but we encourage everyone To Continue to
EAT YOUR OATS