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Up Yonder

CEREAL
ALTERNATIVES

We here at the Cooked Cereal
Division

do not know why, but some
wayward souls do not eat
their

OATS

For these poor souls we offer
these

OATS ALTERNATIVES

Does that look better
than OATS?
What about this:

So, We don't know
for 100% sure
but we encourage everyone
To Continue to

EAT YOUR OATS