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We are
often asked HOW
But
in all seriousness, our biggest worry is not time...time we have. We have
busloads and barge loads of time. No, the problem is more a matter of
getting the lazy bums over in Plagiarists Anonymous to get out and steal
something. Instead, they sit in their offices complaining that there is
nothing worth doctoring up so that it at least seems like plagiarism and not
just something they just got out of Quicker Printo Shop or something. as
it is, we spend most our time going from door to door, taking guff from would-be
fake readers who are afraid they will look uneducated when guests visit because
they've had the same cheapo out of date plagiarism on their coffee tables for
the past five months. So, in short, we have become expert excuse-maker maintenance
guys and guyesses who spend all day in the shop fixing and cleaning the seat covers.
What is the most upsetting is to see those guys come slinking out of the sewers
down the street and run past our house out towards The Experimental Farm in
Cereal Valley with a whole string of kids on bicycles following them and making
fun of their Ghost-writer disguises...as if nobody knew who they were!
Well, we have to tune up the boat and polish the No Great Feet Flying
machine--hope to see you at the
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