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The Ed Bored
Cooked Cereal Div.
No Great Feet Delivery Div.
Sock Matching Division
Plagiarists Anonymous
Frequently Asked Questions
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Welcome to Cereal
Publications!
Once you pass through this gate you are best advised to leave the cerious part
of your nature behind and to replace it with an appetite and a strong desire to
waste time. You will most likely get lost before you know it...try linking
with Find The Way! or this icon:
It will give a sort of Site
Map. Be sure to visit the HOME
Of the most famous long lady in the world.
Be advised that some of the hyperlinks are "hover
buttons" (applets) and the pointer does not
change to a hand to indicate a hyperlink; iff (if and only if) the image
changes, that indicates presence of a hyperlink.
(You can click away on all the images if you like...watch out for the floating
ones, they are fragile--if they get knocked onto the page, they may break into
tiny pieces! The embedded ones--like the gatekeeper above--are extra sturdy; you can even
hit them with a hammer--try it!)
If you have something pressing that needs attending, we suggest
you go get it done now while it's on your mind. To wit, some of the pages
contained herein give the expression "download time" new meaning. For this
reason, each slow page (that being over 100 seconds
at 28.8) is coded at the top. For each 100 seconds you will see one "f".
Thus one image of W.B.'s Father-in-law getting ready to show him a thing or two
about family honor represents the fact that W.B. Paige made a doozy that lets
you wait between 100&200 seconds. During this time you might revel in the
fact that you can still be around to wait for anything at all...it
won't always be that way. We have also suggested some useful things you might do
while waiting. (Other More Better Sites?)
This collection is meant to be
HUMOR
If you find anything particularly offensive, comment at W.B. Asks.
Every effort will be made to make appropriate changes. Thanks.
Have fun.
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