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Gentle
Readers,
It has come to my attention that
certain unspeakable rumors
have been circulating
because of Actions by
THEM
but
be not dismayed because
THEY
can
scurry about in their little
offices
or hovels or wherever else
THEY
may
lurk,
dreaming up
all the schemes and ill-fated demonstrably falsely maliciously incoherently
unabashedly irrevocably and in all other ways unfashionable whatevers, we can
assure you that
THEY
will
not deter us in our efforts
because it was
me
who
founded
and it is not true that
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