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Howdy, I just wanted to try this default
stuff out for a little while. That got
boring fast. Before I get too far into this, you can take a shortcut if you want
to go straight to the "Rant & Rave Paige": Do you think anyone ever learned to read all those funny fonts? What if I typed a letter to my congressman like this: Do you think anyone would be able to read what I said? That actually means something in Holiday font. How do they decide which holiday gets which key? Wouldn't that be a cool job? "What do you do for a living, ma'am?" "Oh, I'm the one who decides how to arrange all the goofy fonts on keyboards." And isn't it funny that no matter how small you make the letters, the keyboard still makes the same amount of noise? And did you ever wonder how long you could keep typing until the gizmo ran out of memory? How small would that little bar over there on the right get before the thing finally gave up the ghost? Oops--sorry, guys. The X-es are a little bit sensitive about that word. They don't say anything (they can't talk) but I can feel this little tingle run up my spine and I know it's them. Nobody knows how they got here, but they are the real sages around here. They measure true WISDOM by how little you waste words, right? Well, I hope to tell you, these guys are the original wize guys! They never say a word. They can DO things--like change the channels on the TV--but they don't move. They don' even BLINK (of course I've never seen them blink either) and the TV changes channels all by itself. They can type, too. But when they do everyone in the building falls into a kind of lethargy. When they have a good time, we know it, because everyone feels happy. That's how we know they like nature shows on the tube. When they watch those everyone feels kinda--well, I won't go into details, this being a publisher of Family Plagiarism. Speaking of which, I'm the official weebester so I gotta get busy. Have a good visit--I hope you don't get lost. I would really rather be at home but for that "gentleman" at the door that I am forced to call my Father-in-law. But don't let that stop you--just mosey on over to my place and have a look around. I'm sure mister baseball bat will point the way... Oh, and don't worry about Lo--she always has been a little nutso. Just because the X-es are a little different, she gets all bent out of shape. She said she was leaving and everybody said, "Go!" but she's still here. That makes the X-es give off laugh waves. You could go take a look at her reaction to the X-es...I gotta go!
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